The Munchkin Man's Most Offensive Essay

[Munchkin Man]

Greetings:

Several years ago, even before the Munchkin Man ever came to EOG, the Munchkin Man posted a very controversial essay on another politics forum.

This essay caused a major firestorm.

Several posters banded together and vowed to hire a detective to find the Munchkin Man.

They were unsuccessful.

One poster threatened to sue the Munchkin Man.

Nothing ever came of it.

Another poster, who was a member of an American Indian tribe, put an Indian curse on the Munchkin Man.

This curse was for real.

As a result of this curse, the Munchkin Man proceeded to lose all of his stock market fortunes.

The Munchkin Man's net worth came tumbling down faster than the World Trade Center buildings on 9-11.

This poster was the only poster who ever truly got the better of the Munchkin Man.

She got the Munchkin Man good.

That's why the Munchkin Man is in the poorhouse right now.

The Munchkin Man also received a lifetime ban from the forum where the Munchkin Man posted this essay.

The Munchkin Man didn't really mean to offend anybody with this essay.

The Munchkin Man simply told the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.

Just like the Munchkin Man always does.

The Munchkin Man also considers this essay as one of his greatest masterpieces.

Nevertheless, as a result of all the pain and suffering the Munchkin Man endured, the Munchkin Man decided never to post this essay again.

It has never even appeared on EOG.

Lately, however, the Munchkin Man has been reconsidering.

What does the Munchkin Man have to lose?

The Munchkin Man is already in the poorhouse and has nothing he can be sued for.

The Munchkin Man has given a hint in this post as to what this essay was about.

What do you think, Doc?

Should the Munchkin Man post this essay again?

The Munchkin Man awaits your opinion.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

[tank]

Personal responsibility Munchkin.Quit blaming others for your screw ups.Blaming others for your self created problems is an excuse only a loser would use.

[Munchkin Man]

Personal responsibility Munchkin.Quit blaming others for your screw ups.Blaming others for your self created problems is an excuse only a loser would use.

Greetings Mr. Tank:

The Munchkin Man hears what you are saying.

The Munchkin Man appreciates your honest feedback.

The Munchkin Man thanks you for your honest feedback.

On the other hand, the Munchkin Man still believes that Indian woman had evil powers and put a curse on the Munchkin Man.

She was one mean bitch!

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

[doc mercer]

How much pot do ya smoke in a day?

[tank]

On the other hand, the Munchkin Man still believes that Indian woman had evil powers and put a curse on the Munchkin Man.

Munchkin Man

Their is only one person who is all mighty and has all the powers.Sounds like your faith is weak??

[Munchkin Man]

How much pot do ya smoke in a day?

Greetings Doc Mercer:

The Munchkin Man no longer engages in the practice of smoking pot.

Therefore, the answer to your question is NONE.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man

[Munchkin Man]

Their is only one person who is all mighty and has all the powers.Sounds like your faith is weak??

Greetings Brother Tank:

There are powers which come from God.

There are powers which come from Satan.

Perhaps, the Munchkin Man's faith was weak when that Indian lady cast her curse upon the Munchkin Man.

The Munchkin Man was probably not wearing the "full armor of God."

Since that time, the Munchkin Man has ramped up his faith and strengthened his armor.

Yet, the Munchkin Man is still enduring the consequences of the curse.

Therefore, in the meantime, the Munchkin Man has to keep the faith that although the evil Indian lady won the battle, she will not win the war.

The powers of good shall prevail.

The powers of evil shall be defeated.

Best Wishes,

Munchkin Man