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    Greetings:

    Recent events over on another forum have inspired the Munchkin Man to write a poem, based upon an old nursery rhyme.

    So, without further ado.....................

    Enjoy:
    __________

    Itsy Bitsy Spyder, Went Up The Water Spout,
    Crawling To EOG, To Call Somebody Out.
    Out Came Joe Contrarian,
    A Man Who Had A Brain.
    Itsy Bitsy Spyder, Cursed And Had Plenty To Say,
    Using Logic And Reason, Joe Blew His Ass Away,
    Itsy Bitsy Spyder, Went Back Down The Water Spout.
    The Miighty Joe Contrarian Had Finally Knocked Him Out.
    __________

    Here goes another.
    __________

    Hickory, Dickory, Dock!
    A Spyder Crawled Into A Sock.
    Along Came Joe Contrariain,
    A Brilliant Historian,
    Who Proceeded To Clean His Clock.
    __________

    Here's one more:
    __________

    The Munchkin Man,
    Sat On His Can,
    Drinking His Apple Cider.
    Then Along Came A Spyder,
    Who Was Feeling Much Higher,
    And Called The Munchkin Man His Bitch.
    The Munchkin Man Decided To Toss Him A Pitch,
    By Offering A Game Of Checkers To Play,
    But Then The Poor Little Spyder Ran Away.
    ___________

    Applause please!



    Thank you!

    Munchkin Man

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    Spyder called out Contrarian to post facts and ghees .... shocker ... the Canadian Fraud ran for cover

    As Howard Cosell would have said: "Down goes Contrarian!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc mercer View Post
    Spyder called out Contrarian to post facts and ghees .... shocker ... the Canadian Fraud ran for cover

    As Howard Cosell would have said: "Down goes Contrarian!!!"
    Greetings Doc Mercer:

    To the contrary.

    Joe Contrarian delivered what should be the final knockout punch early this morning.

    Will The Spyder crawl back for even more punishment?

    Only time will tell.

    Best Wishes,

    Munchkin Man

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    Contrarian could only deliver a knock out punch if he was debating a 3yr old child


    There is a reason Contrarian would never interface with me ...... HE IS A DAMN
    CLUELESS IDIOT who don't know shit ..... dumbass still thinks Iraq attacked the
    USA on 9-11 and I remember his post about Orily Taitz and how she should consider running for Governor of California as "brilliant of thinker" as she is

    Contrarian could no more tell me what the PNAC is all about than he could give me tell me who Bobby Hurley played college bball for .....

    Tank nailed it: the CANADIAN FRAUD fits that chickenshit Nark very nicely

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munchkin Man View Post
    Greetings Doc Mercer:

    To the contrary.

    Joe Contrarian delivered what should be the final knockout punch early this morning.

    Will The Spyder crawl back for even more punishment?

    Only time will tell.

    Best Wishes,

    Munchkin Man
    I need the drugs you are on. Anyone with a brain can see that Spyder is totally destroying your boy and it is not even funny. I also love the way he has made not only Joe his bitch but you too.Spyder destroys with facts while you and the other dummy rely on talking points that only work with the retard crowd. I will admit it...I honestly feel sorry for Joe. I never thought I would say that but this is brutal.I have never seen a worse beatdown than what I am seeing now.Spyer has rebuttal with fact's while Joe tries to use right wing talking points that only work with the uneducated crowd like you.This is getting uglier by the day and funny as hell watching Joe get dismantled rather easily.You 2 mental midgets could not get laid in a whorehouse.

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    LOL

    Tank ... ya should the "gem" Munchkin posted over at the Brit site today

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc mercer View Post
    LOL

    Tank ... ya should the "gem" Munchkin posted over at the Brit site today
    What thread is it under.Him and Joe are really showing the forums just how stupid and delusional these fruit cakes are.Like Spyder said...these 2 would not know a fact even if it was their balls cut off and rammed down their throats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc mercer View Post
    LOL

    Tank ... ya should the "gem" Munchkin posted over at the Brit site today
    I seen it. It already got moved to the hole.
    Good God this is funny.Munchy thinks this is like EOG were opinions are fact if they are spouted by Joe while everyone else laughs at them and knows they are mental midgets without a clue.I never I thought I would see someone so out of touch with reality than Joe until Munchkin came along.Truly dumb and dumber.

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