1) She thinks the Devil cut a deal with Doc Mercer

2) She can see Iran from her backyard

3) She believes the word Socialism does start with the letter S

4) She has plagarized articles ... hey ... good for Joey ... good for her !!

5) Fox News only hires "Fair and Mentally balanced folks"

6) She only "Tea Bagged" 7 of Toddy's business partners

7) She considers Joey Contrarian to be "the smartest man I've ever met"

8) She thinks anyone with a handle of Tank is probably a Muslim

9) She hates gays ... unless drunk and has Mary Cheney next to her

10) She loves the Dallas Mavericks ... hey ... they are sooo "Mavericky"