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    To His Fellow Americans:

    The Munchkin Man is now asking you to please stand.............

    And join the Munchkin Man.......................

    As the Munchkin Man sings HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a GREAT AMERICAN!
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    Happy Birthday To You..........

    Happy Birthday To You....................

    Happy Birthday, Ronald Reagan.........................

    Happy Birthday To You!
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    Thank you.

    You may now be seated.

    Ronald Wilson Reagan, who was the Greatest American President in the Munchkin Man's lifetime, was born on the date of February 6, 1911.

    He would have been 99 years old today.

    The Munchkin Man is eagerly looking forward to his centennial birthday celebration one year from now.

    Please take a few moments to pause and reflect upon the true greatness of this Great American.



    Thank you, Ronald Reagan, for changing the course of the Munchkin Man's life.

    Thank you, Ronald Reagan, for changing the course of America.

    Thank you, Ronald Reagan, for allowing your spirit to descend back down to Earth once again, to pierce the hearts and souls of the American people, as they rise up and defeat the unGodly policies of Barack Hussein Obama, and take America back.

    God Bless You, Ronald Reagan.

    The Munchkin Man knows that God has already so richly and deservedly blessed you, as you rejoice with Him for all of eternity, in what must be a magnificant mansion in God's Heavenly Kingdom.

    AMEN.

    Munchkin Man

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    How many bong hits have you done today?

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    What kind of sick fuck would wish a Happy Birthday to a dead person??Only a total delusional idiot that has a warped brain would do that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tank View Post
    What kind of sick fuck would wish a Happy Birthday to a dead person??Only a total delusional idiot that has a warped brain would do that.
    To Mr. Tank:

    What planet do you come from?

    People do it all the time.

    Here is one example:

    Every year, the Munchkin Man, and the Munchkin Man's sister, who live in two entirely different states, eat breakfast at Denny's on the day of their late father's birthday, in order to celebrate the birthday which gave him the life which gave so much joy to his family.

    Personally, the Munchkin Man doesn't like Denny's.

    But that's not important.

    Denny's was his father's favorite restaurant for breakfast.

    Therefore, out of respect, both the Munchkin Man and his sister eat there for breakfast, in order to celebrate his birthday.

    Millions of people celebrate the birthdays of their deceased loved ones in many different ways.

    You truly have a lot to learn about life.

    Very Sincerely,

    Munchkin Man

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    Munchkin:

    didn't you also post that voices you hear at nite you claim could be Reagan?

    God ... you will fit in so nicely with the Palin Adminstration

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc mercer View Post
    God ... you will fit in so nicely with the Palin Adminstration
    Greetings Dod Mercer:

    The Munchkin Man would be honored to serve.

    Best Wishes,

    Munchkin Man

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    Yeah

    I could see ya "serving" ol Toddy boy in the Lincoln bedroom

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    So Reagan is 99 now??He has been dead for how many years??You do not celebrate a dead persons birthday.You can remember a person on their birthday after their passing but to celebrate it like they are still alive and add their age to it is twisted .

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    Nancy said JUST SAY NO TO DEATH

    I guess it worked

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