1) Buying a world map so he can see that African is really a continent

2) Buy the book from Olbermann called DEATH PANELS ... AS IN THE DEATH OF INTELLIGENCE BY SARAH PALIN

3) Realize Bristol Palin only dates REAL MEN like say ... BCTTWR

4) Stop IMing Todd Palin with the daily reminder that "Joey Contrarian keeps reminding me your wife likes anal sex ..."

5) Get the image of You and Sarah with a dead Polar bear in the sack is never gonna happen

6) Once your realize you can spell Alaska and she can't ... well .. I think you will understand how the mating game that Hitler was into played out

7) Remember ... your Mom hates Iran ... Sarah love Iran via the AIP ... not a good Turkey Day dinner conversation is it Munchkie?

8) Levi Johnson ... too young for you

9) The Alaskan Air National Guard ... has not heard of either one of ya so lets try something else slick

10) She bankrupted Wasalia as Mayor ... she will drain that $30 in your piggy bank Opie on the 1st date so just something to think about

11) She will always being thinking of Rush when you are mounting her .... yesss ...
think of that Mr Hefner

12) She loves SOCIALISM .... she ran a SOCIALIST state as Governor ... Joey will divorce your ass quicker than hell if he finds out you are dating a SOCIALIST