The real reason Tiger Woods withdrew from golf tourney

[Ego74]

He was apparently very horny and didn't want anyone to see his bulging dick

[Ego74]

Confirmed by a second reporter on the scene

[Dirty]

Haha

[Brunhuber]

That bulging dick has caused ol' Tiger a lot of trouble.

[cassiusclay]

hahaha

[Road Dawg]

Tiger Woods hiring entire team of lawyers and money managers to handle divorce

Embattled golfer Tiger Woods is hiring an entire team of lawyers and money managers to deal with the future of his broken relationship with wife Elin Nordegren, and how it will affect their two children. And Page2Live confirmed through an impeccable source that two West Palm Beach divorce lawyers are set to be involved at one time or another. And while neither Woods nor his wife has filed, observers expect the process will start sometime this year. Thomas Sasser, who represented NASCAR ace Jeff Gordon in his 2002 divorce from first wife Brooke, has been tapped to handle the international aspect of the Woods split. Former nanny Nordegren is Swedish, and the couple’s children are expected to spend plenty of time in the land of the midnight sun. … Incidentally the attorney who represented Brooke Gordon, Jeff Fisher, may also end up in the thick of all things Woods. I’m told Fisher, who also worked for golfer Greg Norman in two divorces, is being kept as an ace in the hole in case negotiations collapse.— Palm Beach Post