Buddy works with this guy who is into snakes ...

yeah ... own like a fuckin boa or some shit like that and likes to have big ass
snakes around his neck in public

starts dating this chick ... decides to take her to some store with snakes to "educate her" on the beauty of snakes

LOL ... when they are at store he is holding some snake in front of her to "show her how snake are great" .... the god damn snake snaps and clamps down on this chick's forearm

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST STORIES ANYONE HAS TOLD ME