MLB has their version of Michael Jackson

[doc mercer]

SAMMY ... SAY IT AIN'T SO ... AND HIS
GIRLFRIEND'S LEFT TIT IS TWICE AS
AS BIG AS THE RIGHT ONE

"BASEBALL WAS VERY VERY GOOD TO ME
WHEN I SHOT UP AND BROKE MARIS'
RECORD ..."

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Sammy Sosa tells friends he is comfortable in his own skin. But a widely circulated photo of the former Cubs slugger makes his skin color appear several shades lighter. "He's not trying to be Michael Jackson," said former Cubs employee Rebecca Polihronis, who talks frequently with Sosa. Sosa was photographed recently during an appearance at Mandalay Bay Resort & Casino in Las Vegas. "He is going through a rejuvenation process for his skin," Polihronis said. "Women have it all of the time. He was surprised he came out looking so white."


Chicago Tribune

[Beechernic]

Good Humor Doc!!!!

[doc mercer]

I hope he takes up Canesco's offer for a boxing match ...

God ... that would be classic ....

I can hear the Introduction in the ring by Buffet:

"LETS GET READY TO JUICE !!!"

[Dirty]

Wow