Lets see

Its the #1 job out there that produces alcoholics

I remember that test up in Des Moines ....ya had to get a minimum score of 95 and the SHARPIES had a field day taking UNDER on Doc

Imagine Mr 747 Pilot?

"Doc ... we need to land this jet as we are running low on fuel ... I mean right now!"

"Yeah .. well fuck off ... I am low on beer and will be back in 30 minutes so just
hang in there ..."