Some Michael Jackson jokes

[Reno Paul]

The real cause of MJ's death has been discovered. He died from food poisoning, eating an 11 year old wiener!

Since MJ was 99 percent plastic they are gonna melt him into legos so kids can play with him for a change.

What does MJ and Kmart have in common?? Boys underwear half off.

If you hear loud rumble in the sky, it's because is Woopin Michael Jackson's ass for Marrying his daughter.

Michael met with his priest — not for spiritual advice, they went on a double date.

Michael Jackson had a heart attack last week when he found out that boyz2men was a boy band and not a delivery service.

As Farrah Fawcett ascended to heaven, since she was such an angel God asked her what she wanted for the world. She said, "I just want all the children to be safe again." God replied, "It shall be done!" Three hours later Michael Jackson was dead.

BREAKING NEWS!!! In a sign of mourning over Michael Jackson's death... the Pedophile Association of American will suspend it's annual Jamboree until next month...at which point they will have to elect a new president.

Michael Jackson hasn’t been this stiff since Macully Culkin spent the night at Neverland Ranch.

What's the difference between Farrah and Michael? Farrah did majors while Michael did minors.

[Dirty]

Haha2

[rjordan1979]

I loved the dude, but this made me die (pardon the pun):

"In the spirit of recycling, Michael Jackson will be melted down into plastic party cups so kids can get their lips around his rim for a change"

EDIT: didn't see it already posted hahahaha

[Dirty]

Haha... that is a good one