PINNY GOODBYE SONG, PRETTY COOL

[MIKEY1TIME]

A long long time ago
I can still remember how their low vig used to make me smile
And I knew if we had our way
That we would play there every day
And we would all be happy for a while

But then November made me shudder
Because of Frist, that stupid mother. . .
Bad news on my lap top
I couldn’t make that crap stop

I can’t remember what I said
When I learned that Pinnacle was dead
It felt like a blow to the head
The day that Pinny died

So bye bye minus one oh five
Went to Pinny like so many just to learn that it died
At Fezzik’s Place the board was coming alive
Saying “this has got to be a big lie”
“This has got to be a big lie.”

Did you use that book a lot
With all the low juice that it brought
Did somebody tell you so
Did you believe in laying less
Instead of minus 110 mess
And can you teach me why they beat the rest?

Well I know that you loved Pinny most
I heard the way you’d brag and boast
You just would click the mouse
And bring Pinny to your house
I was a nickel player all the way
With about 10 books to help me play
But I knew that I lost that day
The day that Pinny died

I started screamin’
Chorus


And there we were all in one place
With Pinny gone from cyberspace
With no more low vig books to use
So Jack be nimble, Jack be quick
But don’t you grab that mouse and click
Cause Pinny isn’t coming back again

And as I looked for other outs
I thought about the tons of touts
Where would their clients play?
Are locals back to stay?

And as the anger grew on towards the night
When Pinnacle turned out the light
I saw Bill Frist laughing with delight
The day that Pinny died

Chorus

I met a guy who used the Greek
And he said that he’ll bail out this week
Since the feds say that it's not ok

I logged on to my favorite boards
Where I’d learned of Pinny years before
But the guys there said that Pinny went away

And on the boards the players screamed
Because they all felt they’d been reamed
Some angry words were spoken
Some player’s wills were broken

And the man that I admired most
A guy named Fez, I saw him post
Is wondering if he is toast
The day that Pinny died.

Chorus

[Kruser6]

Hahhaha, nice